I have a roommate!!! No not really, but the other night I woke up with a cramp in my calf which is awesome in a small space like a carpartment. I jumped out of my car and almost stepped on a really slow moving black cat….that had a white stripe running down its back. UGHHH it gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. I’ve heard horror stories about people getting skunked so I can’t imagine attempting to sleep after that. My ex was gassy when she slept and that was absolute torture. I did go to the same spot out in the country one other time and I saw the skunk again! It walked by my car sooooo slowly. Now that i’m thinking about it, i’m having the exact same experience Kevin Costner had in the box office hit Dances With Wolves. Only if I tried to dance with a skunk my Indian name would be “Smells Like Some Ass.”
I’ve had a lot of people ask me to stay with them which is so sweet but again….I’m doing this for the adventure!!! I hadn’t taken anyone up on their offer until last night. I had just finished helping a friend make 500 jello shots for a party when this other friend asked if I wanted to do something.
I was a little worried because as you may remember I try to get to bed by 9pm in order to wake up before the sun rises because I can’t sleep with the sunlight pouring in my carpartment. I decided to suck it up and meet her even though it was already 7:30pm. I know….party animal. Lucky for me her favorite spots are my favorite spots…..Dive Mexican Patios.
We had a great time, there was tequila involved. The server came and told us they were closing at 9pm, HALLELUJAH for Nashville being lame sometimes!!! (yes Nashville is super lame so people should stop moving here) Then as we were leaving I heard the words that I’d been dreading for over a month…..”can you give me a ride home?” Oh Dear Baby Jesus WHAT do I say because at this point she had noooo idea i’d been living out of my car. Although my carpartment is super tidy it still looks like someone sleeps there which is not very becoming. I told her I would definitely give her a ride home but I needed to do some adjusting inside my car. Her exact response was, “oh don’t worry, my car is a mess it couldn’t be any worse than mine.” ……wanna bet? So I walked her to my car, flung open the door and she started laughing hysterically. (at me or with me, it’s all the same in my book) She wanted to lay on my bed while I drove her home. THE NERVE!!! lol I cleared out some stuff and she was able to sit Uber style in the back seat right behind me. She was a great sport about it and definitely got turned on because she kept referring to “Driving Miss Daisy” which i’m pretty sure is one of the Marvel super heroes, but I never saw the movie so i’m not positive. So we made it back to her fancy schmancy highrise (which was in fact amazing) and she invited me up. Since I don’t like dudes and she’s a model I took her up on her offer and JUUUUUUST as I suspected…..absolutely nothing happened. We drank a little bit more and she said I could stay on her couch which I decided to do since I didn’t want a DUI even though i’d just be sleeping in my car. You can never be too careful when drinking people!!! So this decision was a great one, why?! It showed me that sleeping in my car was WAYYYYY more comfortable than staying on a friends couch!!!!! After this I thought about it and figured out that the entire time i’ve been living in my car i’ve only traveled to cities where I know people so there is a subconscious sense of security. And the reason why this is perfect timing is because I was in these “steamy” Dierks Bently videos so I was flirting with the idea of traveling to another city to see a show. Anyone want to come with me?!
Life is good my friends!!! Life. Is. Good
Last thing….i’m having a real tug of war of emotions because I found a house on some land that I like and I know I can get it for an incredible price. I think i’m going to buy it to renovate then move my furniture in (so I don’t have to pay for storage anymore) and use it as an airbnb.